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Get Pegged In My World Wide Web
by
cassandra Dallett

I’m reading Internet Poetry again,
only because I want to penetrate these websites
with my own stiff poems.
Only for selfish reasons of course,
like at open mics where nobody listens to you read
‘cause they’re too busy thinking about reading their own shit.
One guy just gets up and talks for his five minutes
just cause he can.
These fools piss me off
and these online poets do too.
I hope they know when Bukowski
was talking about a chick with nice legs
he was talking about legs like mine;
ham-hock thighs, hot and heavy when draped over you,
coke bottle thick and easy to hold.
Not some stick-bone tranny hips
the lames on Howard Stern drool over.
Get ready for some meat-on-your-ribs poetry boys
‘cause I don’t think you’ve met a for-real bad-bitch
yet.

--Submitted by mamacass on 2013-02-03.

bob68:
I like this Cassandra. Has some good lines and reads well. Like the message too.
Posted 02/04/2013 05:15 AM

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